sippingonpussyjuice:

anikamoa05:

aries: bro ho

taurus: realest ho

gemini:  fake ho

cancer: sensitive ho

leo: cool ho

virgo: bitch ho

libra: smart ass ho

scorpio: best ho

sagittarius: chill ho

capricorn: bitter ho

aquarius:  crazy ho

pisces:  magical ho

why are these so real

(via mekayla31)

affirmative

dadtrick:

I WILL BET MONEY THAT MEAGAN AND ELISA GET TOGETHER TO BITCH ABOUT PETE AND PATRICK LIKE “GIRL HE WOULDN’T SHUT UP ABOUT PIZZA LIKE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT NAMING OUR KID PEPPERONI” “YEAH WELL MY HUSBAND WON’T STOP WEARING VELCRO SHOES”

(via soulpunc)

falloutbong:

from under the cork tree is a mixture of a cry into your pillow while listening sort of album and a angrily throw shit at your wall and plot revenge while listening album

(via fa1loutboy)

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

(via fall-out-phil)